House Maintenence

"Keep the simulation glitchless. Maintain the vibe."

Purpose

This isn’t about cleaning. It’s about ensuring the house functions as a living protocol—ready for founders, creators, and drop-ins to experience uninterrupted culture.

You are responsible for physical reliability. This section gives you the exact systems to maintain across time and space.

Zone-Based Protocol

1. Schelling Point (Event Hub)

• Clear tables and wipe all surfaces

• Arrange furniture based on event type

• Test projector, speakers, and lighting

• Update Pisignage with today’s content

• Restock water and light refreshments if needed

2. Flo Zone (Workstation Area)

• Reset desks and chairs

• Remove used mugs or trash

• Ensure outlets and Wi-Fi are functioning

• Wipe down all surfaces

3. Degen Lounge (Community Vibe Space)

• Reshape beanbags or chairs

• Wipe and align coffee tables

• Restack books, games, or community tools

• Activate ambient lighting if applicable

4. Zo Studio and Bored Room (Private Bookable Rooms)

• Check calendar or booking system for scheduled usage

• Wipe down all gear and surfaces

• Reset chairs and gear to default positions

• Test audio, video, and lighting systems

• Lock when not booked

5. Toilets

• Clean toilet seat, sink, and floor

• Refill toilet paper, soap, and air freshener

• Ensure proper drainage and flushing

• Empty trash bin

6. Kitchenette

• Wipe down counters and sink

• Load dishwasher or clean mugs

• Refill coffee, tea, and basic pantry items

• Remove trash and restock tissues or wipes

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Photo Protocol

After resetting each space, take one clear photo showing cleanliness and layout. Post to the internal ops group with timestamp and room name. Example: Schelling Point reset complete

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Maintenance Reporting

Type	Example	Action
Structural	Broken chair, loose tiles	Log and report to HQ
Tech	Screen not working, AV glitches	Troubleshoot or escalate
Plumbing	Low water pressure, leaks	Report and escalate
Security	Jammed lock, access issues	Immediate escalation

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Emergency Response

• Power Failure: Check main power, notify HQ

• Water Issues: Isolate leak or shut valve, escalate

• Guest Injury or Health Issue: Remain calm, offer first response, escalate to HQ or local emergency

This is the foundation layer. A glitch in the house is a glitch in the experience. Do it clean. Do it fast. Do it like it matters.