House Maintenence
"Keep the simulation glitchless. Maintain the vibe."
Purpose
This isn’t about cleaning. It’s about ensuring the house functions as a living protocol—ready for founders, creators, and drop-ins to experience uninterrupted culture.
You are responsible for physical reliability. This section gives you the exact systems to maintain across time and space.
Zone-Based Protocol
1. Schelling Point (Event Hub)
Clear tables and wipe all surfaces
Arrange furniture based on event type
Test projector, speakers, and lighting
Update Pisignage with today’s content
Restock water and light refreshments if needed
2. Flo Zone (Workstation Area)
Reset desks and chairs
Remove used mugs or trash
Ensure outlets and Wi-Fi are functioning
Wipe down all surfaces
3. Degen Lounge (Community Vibe Space)
Reshape beanbags or chairs
Wipe and align coffee tables
Restack books, games, or community tools
Activate ambient lighting if applicable
4. Zo Studio and Bored Room (Private Bookable Rooms)
Check calendar or booking system for scheduled usage
Wipe down all gear and surfaces
Reset chairs and gear to default positions
Test audio, video, and lighting systems
Lock when not booked
5. Toilets
Clean toilet seat, sink, and floor
Refill toilet paper, soap, and air freshener
Ensure proper drainage and flushing
Empty trash bin
6. Kitchenette
Wipe down counters and sink
Load dishwasher or clean mugs
Refill coffee, tea, and basic pantry items
Remove trash and restock tissues or wipes
Photo Protocol
After resetting each space, take one clear photo showing cleanliness and layout.
Post to the internal ops group with timestamp and room name.
Example:
Schelling Point reset complete
Maintenance Reporting
Structural
Broken chair, loose tiles
Log and report to HQ
Tech
Screen not working, AV glitches
Troubleshoot or escalate
Plumbing
Low water pressure, leaks
Report and escalate
Security
Jammed lock, access issues
Immediate escalation
Emergency Response
Power Failure: Check main power, notify HQ
Water Issues: Isolate leak or shut valve, escalate
Guest Injury or Health Issue: Remain calm, offer first response, escalate to HQ or local emergency
This is the foundation layer. A glitch in the house is a glitch in the experience. Do it clean. Do it fast. Do it like it matters.
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